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A few Spot speaking quirks I’ve noticed and noted:

Talks to himself

  • The entire ATM scene
  • “Well this is new. Hypothesis, I’m going to put my head in that hole.”
  • “I need more spots!”
  • “This is what I love about science!”

Interrupts himself

  • “I’ve been waiting for this moment for a really long time so, hey where’d this goose come from? Is this your goose?”

Wow

  • “Wow, how are you?”
  • “Oh wow is this curry powder?”
  • “Wow, as you were gentleman.”
  • “Pardon me locals, wow four on there, wow that’s very dangerous.” (Also fits into the ‘interrupts himself category)

No, no, no!”

  • “No no no no no, I did not mean it like that!”
  • “No, no, no, go ahead, take the call!”

Makes his voice small to take away from how large he physically is

  • “I had a little accident! Now look at me!”
  • “Hellooo~”

Sorry

  • “Hi sorry to bug you. I know you’re busy, sorry.”
  • “I’m so sorry!”

Has to get the last word

  • “Your suit’s too tight in the back by the way!”
  • “Foot in your face, weren’t expecting that were you? Neither was I! I’m in the zone!”

Random quotes that I think sum up his personality

  • “It’s right under, where my, where my nose would’ve been!”
  • “Please just let me rob you!”
  • “Unfortunately for both of us this is skin.”
  • “I think this is going great!”
  • “Nothing nothing! Everything is cool man! It’s all good!”